i don't really know a thing about vandalism. or sports for that matter. so when carrie underwood "took a louisville slugger to both headlights and slashed a hole in all four tires" of her cheatin' boyfriend's car in her 2007 hit before he cheats, which the country music association named the single of that year, i just kind of sang along and didn't ask questions. but as my boyfriend and i were packing all of our belongings to move in together late last year, what did i find under the bed when we lifted up the mattress BUT A WOODEN BAT BEARING THOSE VERY WORDS. it all made sense. what else would one use to smash the headlights of a truck? and more importantly, what else would an all-american country girl have lying around to commit such an act of aggression? carrie's continued this powerhouse singing style which i love so much over the years with cowboy casanova in 2009 and now with her brand new one, good girl. in fact, the video will premiere monday on entertainment tonight. in the meantime, let's review our new vocab word shall we?